And now, a few short rules for better living:
Don't curse in public.

Don't spit.

Don't scratch yourself in public. You know what I mean.

Don't raise your voice unless it's an emergency. Same goes for the horn on your car.

Don't give …

Nobody wants to hear your opinion
Everyone knows just why the weather sucks, why poverty's on the rise, and why gas prices are so high, and they're more than happy to give you their (usually unsolicited) opinion as to why. …

Learn the English language, already.
Now, before you get all cranky, I'm not addressing this to immigrants and folks who grew up speaking another language. English is a complex, contradictory and just-plain rough tongue to pick up.

No, I'm talking about folks …