Aleatory inbox poetry

May 22, 2005

One thing I love about Thunderbird is the built-in junk filtering system. After a little bit of training, it wipes out 95% of the crap I'd rather not wade through to get to my email. Thing is, with any such filters, you're bound to get the occasional false-positive, so it never hurts to double check.

The last few times I've perused my "Junk" folder, I've noticed a preponerance of advertising messages with subject lines like, "Virginia said hi" or "Has Carla left Steve yet." I guess they're supposed to be mistaken for personal correspondence, but for the most …

After the prequels, or "where are they now?"

May 21, 2005

The following contains spoilers for the new Star Wars movie. If you haven't seen it yet and don't want it utterly wrecked for you, skip this post. And go see it. It's much better than the first two episodes.

So, at the end of Episode III, all the nails are pretty much in the coffin. Everyone you don't see in the original trilogy dies over the course of the movie.

Plo Koon, Aayla Secura, Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar and the rest of the Jedi Council: cut down by their own troops in the field after Order

Star Wars: Episode III, Part 2

May 19, 2005

Okay, there are spoilers ahead. If you haven't seen the movie yet, skip the rest of this review. All I'll give away is the obvious: everyone you don't see in the original trilogy dies here. Horribly. This isn't a fun movie, but yes, it's worth seeing if you have any interest in Star Wars.

You've been warned.

Of course, it opens with a huge space-battle. Like so many other things in the prequels, it looks great, but in context, it doesn't serve any real purpose, and there's no sense of urgency or risk. …

Star Wars: Episode III, Part 1

May 17, 2005

Well, it's all wrapped up, and at least it went out with a bang instead of a wheeze this time.

After Attack of the Clones, it occured to me that I'd gone to see it out of reflex more than anything else. After Fun Time with Jar Jar and Pals (also known as Phantom Menace, if memory serves), I had really lost faith in George Lucas. His "enhancements" to the original trilogy didn't help matters, either. It felt like all my childhood memories had somehow been tainted, I wasn't looking forward to the second installment. After the …