I'm currently switching everything over to WordPress, and as I do, some of the older (non-journaled) stuff is on hiatus during the transmission. I've cut/pasted a few things over, like the theme-pages, and you've no doubt noticed that they need some work.

This leaves you with several options, as I see it:

Stop your cryin', your momma's not here to take care of you,
Cry all you want, but don't make me listen, OR,
Download and clean 'em up yourself. I might even give you credit.

Also, notice that some pages have changed name (and therefore links), so PLEASE search if you don't …

A follow-up to the hit-and-run accident I was in.

Cherokee County takes this stuff seriously. The detective assigned to the case was going to arrest this moron and throw him in jail. Problem was, it took awhile to track the guy down.

Turns out his name is Scott Greth. The morning following the accident, he called his insurance company, giving them a bogus story. The only problem with this strategy is the fact that we have the same insurance company. The detective couldn't release any information until he'd tracked down Mr. Greth, but he did give me his …

…the Vice-President does!

Oh my God, it's just too easy. Anyone who knows my cynical/whimsical take on the world knows that I was put on this Earth for moments like this. C'mon, it's Rule #4: never fire until you are sure of your target and its periphery.

Since nobody was killed or seriously hurt, I feel that it is my right, NO, my OBLIGATION as an American (and therefore a smartass) to pick on this to no end. Unlike CNN, I have a sense of humor, though.

So let's get some slogans. I'll start: "You can have my …

We'll be having some minor, some not-so-minor and some downright scary technical difficulties over the next couple of days. I'm transferring the site to a new server, so some stuff may not work. Just check back.

Oh, quit bitching. Like you even pay for anything on the internet anymore…

On my way home from work last night, I got rear-ended by a stupid, drunk redneck and his bleached-blonde girlfriend. In my new Jeep. Just over a month old. Dammit.

He was driving a red Honda, either a Prelude or an Accord, Georgia tag 1794 ANW. If you see him, feel free to call Cherokee County Police at (678) 493-4140.

At first, he fled, then stopped and offered to "take care of me." I responded that I would only settle for his license and insurance, and that yes, I was involving the police. At this point, …

Remember Patricia Konie? She was the lady the news cameras caught being forcibly removed from her home during the state-mandated "evacuation" of New Orleans following the horrible mismanagement of the Katrina debacle.

Well, as it turns out, she was injured during the scuffle when she was body-slammed by a man three times her weight, and according to the U.S. Newswire:

"(…)Konie was greeting a reporter and photographer from a San Francisco TV station and a journalist from the London Times when police unexpectedly entered her home. When she refused to leave as ordered, they confiscated a firearm used …