I'm currently switching everything over to WordPress, and as I do, some of the older (non-journaled) stuff is on hiatus during the transmission. I've cut/pasted a few things over, like the theme-pages, and you've no doubt noticed that they …

A follow-up to the hit-and-run accident I was in.

Cherokee County takes this stuff seriously. The detective assigned to the case was going to arrest this moron and throw him in jail. Problem was, it took awhile to track the …

…the Vice-President does!

Oh my God, it's just too easy. Anyone who knows my cynical/whimsical take on the world knows that I was put on this Earth for moments like this. C'mon, it's Rule #4: never fire until you …

We'll be having some minor, some not-so-minor and some downright scary technical difficulties over the next couple of days. I'm transferring the site to a new server, so some stuff may not work. Just check back.

Oh, quit bitching. …

On my way home from work last night, I got rear-ended by a stupid, drunk redneck and his bleached-blonde girlfriend. In my new Jeep. Just over a month old. Dammit.

He was driving a red Honda, either a …

Remember Patricia Konie? She was the lady the news cameras caught being forcibly removed from her home during the state-mandated "evacuation" of New Orleans following the horrible mismanagement of the Katrina debacle.

Well, as it turns out, she …