Why the internet is evil and sick.

Recent IRC quotes:

<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this

* Staberinde points at his crotch

<Staberinde> “Ya know this thing isn’t going to blow itself!”

<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives

<Staberinde> Well yes, but that’s only when the zombies are near

* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB’s pants.

<FLB> …

<Ouroboros> Well.

<Ouroboros> I mean.

<Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right?

<FLB> Yeah! Of course!

<FLB> That’s what you meant

<Ouroboros> Yes.

<Ouroboros> It is.

<FLB> Umm.

<FLB> You can keep that pair.

<FLB> They’re on the house.

<Ouroboros> KTHX