Well, apparently I overslept today, and while I was out of it, Congress managed to turn our country into a utopia. They must have:
- eradicated crime,
- addressed the disparity between rich and poor in health care,
- secured our borders,
- rendered us safe from terrorism or any other external harm,
- solved the drug problem,
- procured a source of free, renewable energy and
- fixed our ailing school system.
I mean, otherwise why would they be wasting our time and tax dollars proposing the 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution, which reads,
- Marriage in the United States of America shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.
- Neither this Constitution, nor the constitution of any State, shall be construed to require that marriage or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon any union other than the union of a man and a woman.
(H.J. Res. 106 (108th Congress 2004) and S.J. Continued...