In case you’re just tuning in, a federal court settled the case of Selman v. Cobb County on Wednesday. The ruling mandates the removal of the silly stickers that the Board of Education had slapped on biology textbooks, which read as follows:
This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Bonus points if you can spot the comma-splice.