Of course, I’m playing Halo 3. The single-player campaign, while entertaining, really isn’t anything more than a training ground for the real meat of the game, which is the multiplayer.
There’s a mishmash of a story involving the Covenant’s invasion of Earth to retrieve the Ark, Cortana’s imprisonment with the Gravemind and of course, the great question: how is it Master Chief can fall from space at escape velocity and survive, but he dies if he slips off a 30-foot embankment?
Well, that last one is never answered, but the rest wraps up nicely. Stick around after the credits for a nice little bit of closure.