Zombies Are Passé

The whole “zombie” meme in the gun culture is just tired.  The only thing more likely to induce a contemptuous yawn of disinterest might be Punisher grips.  Zombies are totally 2009.  So are those posters of Obama looking like the Joker, or yelling “this is Sparta!” when you’re not in Sparta (or gay).  Times change, and none of that foolishness is novel or witty any more.  It’s just embarrassing.

Nonetheless, there still appears to be a profit in it.

We need a new bogeyman, and lately that seems to be flash mobs.  I’m telling you, suburban white folks are terrified of them, and I can see why.  I could use some additional cash flow, and since nobody’s offered to load my new cartridge, I figure I’ll kill two birds with one stone.

This time next year, I’ll be insufferably rich, and I can forget about all you suckers!

…at least until the EMP strike hits, and we’re all forced to eat each other in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.  Just remember, I’m skinny and not much good for eating.