Meet the seasoned operators of Tactial Bodygaurd & Security SVC. According to their website, TB&S is based out of Montgromery, Alabama. I can’t seem to find Montgromery on a map, which leads me to believe that these folks are some serious covert operators. There does appear to be a ninja in some of their pictures.
What exactly do these guys do?
We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient store, private parties. weather it be a small job or big nothing we cant handle.
These folks certainly look professional, which leads me to believe that the rampant typographical errors are some kind of code. Try as I might, I can’t seem to crack it. Good work, guys.
Like any responsible NGO’s, they make it clear that they are “NOT law enforcement!!” I imagine this is to keep confusion to a minimum when conducting complex cross-agency operations. Of course, there’s no mistaking this dashing young man for a mere civil servant:
Seriously, I wouldn’t hire these guys to carry my groceries, much less to guard anything.
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I dunno, Dixie Angel, from their website, could give me some close personal protection.
Wow. Just wow.
As of today, their FaceBook page is down, but they’ve corrected the spelling errors on their main site. The salacious picture of “Dixie Angel,” which makes me want to stab my own eyes out, still remains.
Unfortunately, they bred already….
Pictures or it didn’t happen. I just can’t see these folks ever having intimate contact with a member of the opposite sex.
Their (her) facebook page says two are married and show a whole brood of little ones waiting to grow up into adult Alabamans…. search Celia Shields Saloom (Celia Dunkin).