Bad Dudes

Rally Rooster and Authority Horse

The Pony. The Rooster. Together, they fight crime.

No job is too big or too small. Need someone to rescue the President from ninjas? They’re on it. Need someone to do a rockin’ rendition of “Uptown Girl” at your next Bar Mitzvah? They’re game.

(We regret that the terms of Rooster’s probation don’t permit him to approach within 100 yards of a petting zoo or aquarium.)