Daily Archives: July 23, 2014

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Christie and Clinton are both doomed in 2016

They are both losing in the polls to Boba Fett and Darth Vader.

Joe Biden fared worse than Emperor Palpatine, and only a little better than Jar Jar Binks.

Jar Jar Binks, people.

And what of Rick Perry? Elizabeth Warren? It’s not pretty, folks.

My prediction: David Hasselhoff enters the race late in the game under the Green Party ticket and sweeps the election. Gary Hart will be his running mate.