They are both losing in the polls to Boba Fett and Darth Vader.
Joe Biden fared worse than Emperor Palpatine, and only a little better than Jar Jar Binks.
Jar Jar Binks, people.
And what of Rick Perry? Elizabeth Warren? It’s not pretty, folks.
My prediction: David Hasselhoff enters the race late in the game under the Green Party ticket and sweeps the election. Gary Hart will be his running mate.