.46 GAT

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Humor

Zombies Are Passé

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Hornady Z-Max Ammo

The whole “zombie” meme in the gun culture is just tired.  The only thing more likely to induce a contemptuous yawn of disinterest might be Punisher grips.  Zombies are totally 2009.  So are those posters of Obama looking like the Joker, or yelling “this is Sparta!” when you’re not in Sparta (or gay).  Times change, and none of that foolishness is novel or witty any more.  It’s just embarrassing.

Nonetheless, there still appears to be a profit in it.

We need a new bogeyman, and lately that seems to be flash mobs.  I’m telling you, suburban white folks are terrified of them, and I can see why.  I could use some additional cash flow, and since nobody’s offered to load my new cartridge, I figure I’ll kill two birds with one stone.

Humor Ordnance

Now They Do Make a .46

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Plenty of obnoxious clichés get thrown around in the gun culture, but the most annoying is, “I carry a .45 because they don’t make a .46!” I’m mildly surprised when the simpletons chanting that one manage not to drool on themselves in public.

In fact, I am so weary of it that I’m going to rectify the situation. I’m going to make a .46 caliber handgun cartridge.

Now, you might say that’s a bad idea. Let me tell you something. When George Washington wanted to cross the Potomac and drive the British out of New Jersey, I’m pretty sure some folks told him that was a bad idea. But he proved them wrong, didn’t he? He sent them packing all the way back to California. Smelly hippies. Without him, we’d be spelling words like “color” and “flavor” with a “u.” I’m telling you, that man was a great American.

What was I saying?

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