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In other news, there’s a promising verdict from the North Carolina Superior Court (opinion linked at Volokh) upholding a felon’s right to keep and bear arms.
Before you flinch at that, bear in mind that one can be punished as a felon for crimes that do little or no real harm to anyone. Rehabilitation or decades of clean living don’t matter: a felony conviction of any sort is a lifetime ban from owning firearms. However, if the right to keep and bear arms is a fundamental liberty (as the Supreme Court ruled in McDonald), can felons be denied its exercise forever? After all, they still have rights to freedom of speech and legal counsel, right?