So, I was doing some things in which I take little pride. In fact, it’s best they’re not mentioned. During the course of these…things, the venerable <blink> tag came up, and I found out that it has been disabled in newer versions of Firefox. It appears that Chrome has never supported it.
What the $%*@? I mean, seriously. What the $%*@? This is America. We have rights. This aggression will not stand, man.
First they came for our floppy disks. Then they came for our Geocities pages. Where does it end? They think they can just come around and pull the rug out from under us. Not cool. That rug tied the room together.
Sometimes I need to make a point, and the best way to do it is through seizure-inducing blinking text. Now, like my collection of Twin Peaks video tapes, that has been torn away from me. Those guys who own Mozilla and Google, their day is coming. There will be a reckoning. People are tired of being pushed around. They are going to hear from me through a harshly-worded AIM chat. Enough is enough.
Since I can’t use the tag anymore, here’s an animated .gif of blinking text. 2013: never forget.
