Senator Feinstein proposed the Assault Weapons Ban of 2013 today. There was a big ceremony in which she had a clergyperson speak, and she trotted around with guns that are illegal to possess in the District. I bet there was cake and everything.
Though we haven’t seen the actual bill yet, we’ve seen the list, and it’s bad. For Pete’s sake, she wants to ban the Linda Carbine. Outside of Hawaii Five-0 (the one with Jack Lord’s magnificent hair, not the new one), I think I might be one of six people in the western hemisphere who’s ever even handled one.
You know, even though I don’t care for remakes, I’d probably watch the new version just to see Grace Park run around on the beach. For some reason, she won’t respond to my phone calls, emails, fan letters, or the poetry I scrawled on her driveway. Her eyes say yes, but her bodyguards and lawyers say no. Continued...