Mayan Apocalypse in 2012

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Apocalypse When?

12:21 on 12/21/12

Well, it’s 12:21 on 12/21/2012, and world didn’t end. Y2K was a bust. Howard Camping let us down in 2011. Even the stupid Mayans can’t even get the end of days right.

Now I guess I have to go to work tomorrow. What a rip. Oh well. I guess we can always look forward to the heat death of the universe, even if that’ll take awhile.

Are you prepared?

Fact: The Mayan calendar ends in 2012!

Fact: Pseudoscientists and late-night radio DJ’s agree that a previously unseen planet called Nibiru will impact the Earth in 2012, wiping out most life on the planet!

Fact: This will present a major inconvenience for many.

Coincidence or PROPHECY???

The government has failed to act on this threat!

In fact, the GOVERNMENT has not even acknowledged that there IS a threat!

This is proof of a VAST CONSPIRACY to protect the rich and privileged!

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