This is not the actual person, but it’s pretty close. Don’t call me with stuff like this at 10:15 on a Saturday morning. I haven’t had my coffee yet.
Creepy Stranger: “You ever shot a Desert Eagle?”
Me: “Yep.”
Creepy Stranger: “That’s bad ass, ain’t it?”
Me: “It’s…um…different. Can I help you with something?”
Creepy Stranger: “You know, I carried one when I was in Desert Storm, or as we called it, ‘Desert Joke.’ I was in the first chopper that touched down.”
Me: “Folks who served there might not appreciate…”
Creepy Stranger: “I can say what I want. I was Special Force.